robert: the super-hottie left sharmel, i tried to call her in rostov but she doesn't pick up
oh well
me: she knows what she done
robert: it's not like i'm actually going to go down there
me: she knows how filthy that slab of meat between her legs is now
robert: totally
me: yeah I wouldn't eat her out either
robert: oh i meant i wouldn't go down to rostov
but that too
me: ha ha ha
