Sex with old people (in my case, a 35 year old woman) is fucking disgusting. At best, 35-year old pussy is like an old, broken-in pair of shoes that you feel comfortable wearing. Woman that age have a certain stench to them. Whereas sometimes I just want to wrap 19-year old girls' legs around my face, I have to be extremely drunk to eat an older woman out. They have a grandmotherly quality to their skin - if you'd never seen a woman in her mid-thirties and was told that she was 18, you would assume that she had a skin disease. The strangest thing is that they don't KNOW they're sexually irrelevant. They still demand attention, like a an unwanted stepchild. They seem unable to recognize that your original feigned physical interest in them was inspired by boredom and pity. It's such an oddity that it's actually easier to obtain an orgasm by masturbating than by having sex. This must be what gay people feel like when they see women. I'm lucky I have a 22-year old backup girlfriend - it's just too bad that she's out of town and is afraid of Moscow.